Tag Archives: Nudity
January 17, 2012 A play without words and some thoughts on attractiveness
Yesterday we were loaned expensive recording devices and instructed to tell a story without words. This involved questionable bathroom conduct and some multitrack fun with Adobe Audition. And today I was asking people around campus what they found attractive in members of the same sex.
Tags: Britain, Journalism, Multimedia, Nudity, Students, Vox Pop
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December 3, 2011 Lingerie, Whiskey and Burning Flags
Hey, am I wearing lipstick? When I’m getting fucked I want to make sure my face looks pretty. – George Jung, Blow I put the news in my brain today. It didn’t help my depression. Not one bit. I hear the cuts with which we are being punished for the avarice and incompetence of our betters [...]
Tags: Alcohol, Britain, End-times, Journalism, Leveson, Middlesbrough, Nudity, Phone hacking, Politics, Press, Scotland
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- Posted under Rants & Tirades
December 2, 2011 Notes from a Dusty Box
The majority of the people who have read my earlier books regarded them as little more than poorly structured character assassinations, each a pathetic cry for help and a waste of ink and time. But then again if someone painted me in a less than favourable light, twisting my fondest memories and strongest triumphs into an [...]
October 19, 2011 Headline for a Piece about Blog Entries
There would be words here, the words would tell you things, there would also be links. That one takes you to tside.co.uk which is where the proper-serious-correct-and-checked-by-a-teacher-so-it’s-not-shit-and-libellous-like-most-of-the-stuff-on-here will, in future, be found. Any of the views expressed on this blog are poorly constructed and offensive to both creed and intellect; they do not, nor will they [...]
Tags: Alcohol, Australia, Denmark, Journalism, Middlesbrough, Music, Nudity, Students, Video
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- Posted under Mockery & Satire
October 5, 2011 Strategic Defence Initiative
I walk in the White Heart and there she is at the bar, bright as a summer’s day. She’s normally surrounded by blokes but today she’s here on her own, gazing wistfully out the window, a forgotten cigarette burning away in the ashtray. I stand next to her and get the barman’s attention, ‘You alright [...]
Tags: Fiction, Nudity, Politics, Portsmouth
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October 5, 2011 Animation
So, in furthering my bid to get all the old crap together in once place, here are the videos I made during my multimedia design years at Aarhus Tech. I’m trying to get into a habit of writing again so I will include a narrative and the odd puerile joke or two. 1. Airport This video – [...]
September 28, 2011 Hello World…
Well… here I am. I’ve been in Middlesbrough three days now, moved here after a year in Glasgow to attend university. I haven’t lived in England for more than six years and although the mortal terror I feel almost constantly is more a product of my own personality disorders than an indictment on the town [...]
Tags: Middlesbrough, Nudity, Scotland, Strawberry, Students, Writing
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