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Cat Lover </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-03T20:33:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mrparlett.com/2012/03/14/the-futures-bright-the-futures-dinosaurs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/highstreet-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>highstreet copy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-03T20:33:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mrparlett.com/2012/04/04/my-return-to-university-and-another-death-in-the-family/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/projectingmima.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Middlesbrough Institute of Modern 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Mile</image:title><image:caption>Witty caption</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/royal-mile.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Royal Mile</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-03T20:30:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mrparlett.com/2012/08/08/1-boy-16-cups-or-getting-to-grips-with-scotlands-sperm-shortage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/hfkdtfyjgy1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1 Cup</image:title><image:caption>A man who learns to masturbate will come in handy - Confucius</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/hfkdtfyjgy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1 Cup</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-03T20:29:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mrparlett.com/2012/08/19/failed-toothache-remedies-and-this-brave-soldiers-first-filling/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/dentist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dentist</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/steve-martin-little-shop-of-horrors.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Steve Martin in 'Little Shop of Horrors' - as a frightened child, there was this guy, and then there was Dr Long DDS</image:title><image:caption>Steve Martin in 'Little Shop of Horrors' - as a frightened child, there was this guy, and then there was Dr Long DDS</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-03T20:29:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mrparlett.com/2012/08/26/enjoying-the-2012-edinburgh-fringe-with-rum-and-a-local-lassie/</loc><lastmod>2023-05-03T20:29:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mrparlett.com/2012/09/11/our-rock-is-an-alcoholic-and-we-are-happy-hour-part-four/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/mrpecard12.png</image:loc><image:title>This winter, we'll use more calories and fuel ethically sourcing our food and recycling the waste than if we all just killed the annoying children on public transport.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-03T20:28:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mrparlett.com/2012/10/19/proof-of-life-wine-guide-and-a-video-for-katie-and-shaun/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/dsc_00031.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The grounds of my girlfriend's workplace</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-03T20:28:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mrparlett.com/2012/12/09/in-which-i-talk-about-the-news-drugs-star-trek-and-make-a-picture-for-john-lennon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/never-without-art1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>never without art</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-03T20:27:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mrparlett.com/2012/12/05/poppy-is-a-cat-who-loves-shoes/</loc><lastmod>2023-05-03T20:27:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mrparlett.com/2012/12/21/the-squirrels-of-the-fourteen-baktun/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/9th-baktun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9th b'ak'tun squirrel</image:title><image:caption>9th b'ak'tun squirrel</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/8th-baktun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8th b'ak'tun squirrel</image:title><image:caption>8th b'ak'tun squirrel</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/7th-baktun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>7th b'ak'tun squirrel</image:title><image:caption>7th b'ak'tun 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squirrel</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/2nd-baktun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2nd b'ak'tun squirrel</image:title><image:caption>2nd b'ak'tun squirrel</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/1st-baktun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1st b'ak'tun squirrel</image:title><image:caption>1st b'ak'tun squirrel</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/13th-baktun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>13th baktun</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-03T20:26:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mrparlett.com/2013/01/20/hard-times-on-the-high-street-and-a-tale-of-two-sarahs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/snow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snow</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-03T20:25:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mrparlett.com/2013/02/10/the-love-of-my-life-with-name-dropping-of-philosophers-fugitive-policemen-and-others/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/102signs1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>102signs</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-03T20:25:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mrparlett.com/2013/02/18/a-rambling-thesis-on-the-nature-of-the-danish-masquerading-as-a-review-of-a-viking-exhibition-in-edinburgh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/mummay08roskilde.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MumMay08Roskilde</image:title><image:caption>MumMay08Roskilde</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/lindisfarne-priory-holy-island-northumberland-viking-stone-9th-century-grave-marker-with-seven-warriors-carved-into-the-surface-bbc-co-uk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gravestone 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Marauders</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/boat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boat</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-03T20:25:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mrparlett.com/2013/03/02/stealing-fire-from-the-gods-to-beat-the-winter-blues-and-big-pharma-a-happy-review-of-a-sad-box/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/sadbox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sadbox</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-03T20:25:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mrparlett.com/2013/03/07/a-scientific-approach-to-the-threat-of-plastic-ring-carriers-vlog-1/</loc><lastmod>2023-05-03T20:18:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mrparlett.com/2013/03/20/review-but-not-really-mount-gay-eclipse-rum-vlog-2/</loc><lastmod>2023-05-03T20:18:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mrparlett.com/2013/04/24/im-not-dead-but-i-was-there/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/cosham_sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cosham_sign</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-03T20:18:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mrparlett.com/2013/05/19/the-web-in-2010-with-obama-pepsi-and-some-bananas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/pepsi_banana.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pepsi_Banana</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-03T20:17:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mrparlett.com/2013/06/26/adventures-in-hatred-or-crossing-pigs-with-spinach-pushing-the-poop-and-living-in-the-tribulation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/xxxodiumxxx2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xxxODIUMxxx</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/mnwildcatter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mnwildcatter</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-03T20:17:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mrparlett.com/2013/07/10/a-simple-guide-to-renouncing-your-catholic-faith/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/lightning-strikes-resigning-pope.jpg</image:loc></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-03T20:16:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mrparlett.com/2013/07/26/further-adventures-in-hatred-or-leaving-no-tern-unstoned/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/gulls31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gulls3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/gulls2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gulls2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/gulls1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gulls1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-03T20:16:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mrparlett.com/2013/08/12/talking-with-the-pope-about-homosexuals-a-damning-account/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/khan1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>“We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes.” ― Gene Roddenberry</image:title><image:caption>“We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes.”
― Gene Roddenberry</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/khan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>khan</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-03T20:16:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mrparlett.com/2013/08/22/scottish-defence-league-march-on-parliament/</loc><lastmod>2023-05-03T20:15:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mrparlett.com/2013/12/06/shave-dave-a-homeless-book-project/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/shave-copy1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>David Rickerby and Aarhus’ Mayor Jacob Bundgaard at S(h)ave Dave LIVE, November 12, 2013 (Photo: Jonas Høholt)</image:title><image:caption>David Rickerby and Aarhus’ Mayor Jacob Bundgaard at S(h)ave Dave LIVE, November 12, 2013 (Photo: Jonas Høholt)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-03T20:15:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mrparlett.com/2014/04/29/words-from-a-writer-too-stubborn-to-fail/</loc><lastmod>2023-05-03T20:15:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mrparlett.com/2015/11/27/lithuanians-and-other-bogeymen-2009/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/vilnius-mermaid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vilnius mermaid</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/lith-flash3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lith flash3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/lith-flash2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lith flash2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/lith-screen-cap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lith screen cap</image:title><image:caption>This wretched scoundrel (right ) is Lithuanian. He and scores like him are being paid £50 per day to help build the 2012 Olympic Stadium. (7)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/lith-flash.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lith flash</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-03T20:14:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://mrparlett.com/2016/03/31/5050-share-in-proceeds-for-northern-lass-and-southern-lad-able-to-match-mouth-noises-to-written-symbols/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://mrparlett.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/roger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roger</image:title><image:caption>The colour of Roger Red-hat's hat is not a trick question but with no mention of his face, I coloured that red too - thinking outside the box, you see, means sometimes colouring outside the lines. On the next page, my teacher used my pencil to write in large letters that Roger lives in a white house then watched as I traced over each letter with my red felt-tip pen. Pleased, she moved on to another child in the class and left me to draw Roger's house. Satisfied, I put down my pencil and picked up my red crayon. As Pollock described it, 'When I am in my painting, I'm not aware of what I'm doing.' There is no hesitation in those crayon strokes, just the determination of a willful boy with none of the doubt that would come to define him as a man. While I am incredibly fortunate to have this piece as a testament to an innocence once truly free, there does remain, however, one nagging concern with regard to the difficulty Red headed Roger Red-hat's wife would have faced whenever looking for him in that red house. In retrospect, my mother clearly wasn't hitting me hard or often 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