my tuition fee loan was withdrawn halfway through my degree LOL

 

Because I’m bummed out, I gave GPT-4 a bunch of notes, barely a draft, along with some samples of my writing style, and prompted it to come up with the following. I’ve resisted the urge to edit, only swapping out a few bits here and there with this and a longer second version. I think it sounds more pretentious than I usually do, and more upbeat – and I’ve never been accused of being upbeat.

Just a silly little experiment really. Clicking the ‘I’m not a Robot’ captcha on the plagiarism check was hilarious. It’s 0%.

Depending on who trains them, I think machines will be able to display empathy and humour, even if we can’t prove they have souls – just like real children. Continue reading “my tuition fee loan was withdrawn halfway through my degree LOL”

Notes From an Elderly Schoolboy: Part 5

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I got through to Round 2

 

Well, it’s been a while. How’ve you been? It’s September and I’ve got school tomorrow.

Yes, we all thought university for sad sack ol’ me was just a one-year trick, then back to the salt mines, but Student Finance England finally buckled and allowed me to borrow another twenty grand that I’ll be paying off the interest on for the next forty years. Considering that any offal of this Parlett unit still recognisably human by then will be held together by machine parts and universal basic income payments from the paperclip overlord, I’m not too worried. Continue reading “Notes From an Elderly Schoolboy: Part 5”

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