So I made another new friend on the internets…
The Facebook page Leith against seagulls has 1366 Likes, meaning that James’ views are approximately 1366 times more popular than mine. Never one to be discouraged by insurmountable odds, I poured myself a drink and got stuck in.
James has deleted our conversation.
If you feel suitably bothered either way, why not drop James a line at Leith against seagulls; perhaps to offer your support or, if you’re anything like me, to tell him you hope a seagull shits on his ice-cream.
CHRIS PARLETT 
What happened man? You used to be thrown out of bars, jobs, and relationships. Now, you’re reduced to being banned from FB? What have they done to you? You’ve let me down, you’ve let yourself down 🙂 I expect you to start breeding seagulls.
I know, I know; further down the spiral and all that. Don’t worry, there’s a new cat video in the works; and since the Catholic bashing is now a solo gig that’ll be out once I’ve done some filming in the Cathedral.